Roger Vivier Sandal: Hideous or Not?

I have this tension, half of you want to tell me, do you really like this pair ofRoger Vivier Sandals.

I think, this is the most awful thing I've seen a Louboutin put out, the bottoms of red. The color of the drab, an ugly-colored bolt, weird miracle 'style shape on the vamp, gross weight increase cork, I hate shoes.

A very similar Louboutin (super Dombasie sans nail), is $505, or online MyTheresa.com saxophone. I think the one above is in $950, if I remember right, and in Farfetch sale, so it can be to demonstrate some 10022 people-saxophone.

So what do you think? Anxious to get it, meh, or not, this is the OMG? Come on, we don't hate you, if you tell me you like this pair of shoes, just tell us why!